Smells Fargo Bank, Inc
Bank Statement (December 2023)

Hugo Penvyllyn (XXXX4872)

Starting Balance:  $ 12.72
Ending Balance:    $ -1.75
Transactions

Dec 1
DEPOSIT - TRUST FUND, PENVYLL
+5200.12

Dec 2
DEBIT  - MANSION PAYMENT
-5000.00

Dec 3
DEBIT  - DOORDASH, COLLECTIONS DEPT
-200.86
DEBIT  - FREEGOLDWATCH
-100.25

Dec 8
DEBIT  - GOLDEN GATE FIELDS HORSES
-200.00
CREDIT - GOLDEN GATE FIELDS, CASHOUT
+1200.00

Dec 13
DEBIT  - DOORDASH, FRENCH LAUNDRY
-721.06
CREDIT - VENMO, GAVINNEWS
+371.03

DEC 15
DEBIT  - WESTFIELD MALL
-213.78
DEBIT  - YOUTHFUL BLOOD, INC
-103.11
There's a note attached to the end of the statement...
Hugo! It's your accountant. I can't take this. You don't even have money to pay me anymore. I don't care if you're just "mansion-poor," you have to get your life together, or else this is the last you're hearing from me. I am at the end of my rope. You're lucky that Smells Fargo waives overdraft fees for barons and lordships.
Get help, or stop complaining to me.

And no, you can't just "write it off" if it's something you didn't want to buy!