Turbocharge your Allergy Medicine
It happens to everyone: your lily-white complexion, paper thin skin, and strong blue blood sometimes encounter pollutants from the filthy outside world. Yes, allergens can invade even the strongest castle wall. Between hives, swelling, nonstop coughing, and watering eyes, how can a young royal even cry for his physician for help?
Even when you do get the medications you deserve, those with prestige biology such as ourselves can be stricken with horrific side-effects. Some users of the popular Benedictryl report drowsiness, anemia, constipation, dry mouth, exhaustion, itching, and even hallucination. It's important to remember that such symptoms are a blessing, not a curse: yet another experience the common populace will never partake in.
Anemia can be a particularly difficult side effect to manage, but it can also be a chance to show off your queenly authority. Some sufferers report a craving for raw meat and fish, and hallucinations of a shadowy figures in their bedposts. Order your nearest servant to bring you as much protein as you can handle -- you deserve it, after all.